Posted by: Pavan Huddar | 25/09/2012

FUNNY QUOTES………..

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards’ name.

 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.

 4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Posted by: Pavan Huddar | 27/03/2012

Honest answers

1. Why did you apply for this job?

 

I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it’s just that you called me first.

 

2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company, whoever gives me a job, I don’t have any specific company in mind.

3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one; you may give me a try.

4. What would you do if this happened?
Well, it depends on my mindset and mood in that situation…

5. What is your biggest strength?
I dare to join any company who pays me well, without thinking about the fate of company.

6. What is your biggest weakness?
Girls

7. What was your worst mistake and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and I learnt that I need to switch my job to get more money, so I am here today.

8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.

9. Describe a challenge that you faced and how did you overcome it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question “why are you looking for a change” and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your previous job.

11. What do you want from this job?
No work and good hikes.

12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Making more money and for that I keep switching jobs every two years.

13. What do you know about our company?
I knew you will ask me this question. So, I’ve gone through your website.

14. What salary are you expecting?
Well, no one will change his job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting right now. I know you will bargain on whatever I ask. So I have already hiked my current salary by 30%.

Sources -Internet

 

 

Posted by: Pavan Huddar | 12/02/2012

Chanakya Quotes

A man is born alone and dies alone; and he experiences the good and bad consequences of his karma alone; and he goes alone to hell or the Supreme abode.–Chanakya

Posted by: Pavan Huddar | 12/02/2012

First in the world (Male & Female)

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First men to climb Mt. Everest

Sherpa Tenzing Norgay & Sir Edmund Hillary (29th May ,1953)

First man to reach North Pole

Robert Peary

First man to reach South Pole

Ronald Amundsen

First religion of the world

Santosh Dharma

First country to print books

China

First country to issue paper currency

China

First country to start Civil Services Competition

China

First President of United States of America

George Washington

First prime Minister of great Britain

Robert Walpole

First secretary general of United Nations

Trigve Li

First country to make education compulsory

Prussia

First country to win the world cup Football

Uruguay (1930)

First country to make a constitution

United States of America

Pakistan’s fist Governor General

Mohammed Ali Jinnah

First Summit of NAM was organized in

Belgrade (former Yugoslavia)

First European to visit China

Marco Polo

First men to fly an aeroplane

Wright Brothers

First person to sail around the world

Ferdinand Magellan

First country to send human to Moon

United States of America

First country to launch satellite into space

Russia (former USSR)

First country to host the modern Olympic games

Greece

First President of the Republic of China

Dr. Sun Yat-sen

First city to be attacked with Atom bomb

Heroshima (Japan)

First Radio Telescope Satellite was launched into space by

Japan

First Russian (Soviet) Prime Minister to visit India

V.I. Bulganin

First University of the world

Taxila University

First man to set foot on the Moon

Nell Armstrong (U.S.A)

First man to go into space

Major Yuri Gagarin (USSR)

First Space Shuttle Launched

Columbia

First space ship landed  on mars

Viking –I (July,1976)

First woman Prime Minister of England

Margaret Thacher

First woman Prime Minister of any Muslim country

Benazir Bhutto (Pakistan)

First woman Prime Minister of a country

S. Bhandarnayake (Sri Lanka)

First woman cosmonaut in space

Valentina Tereshkova (USSR)

First woman to climb Mt. Everest

Junko Tabei (Japan )

First deaf and dumb to cross the Srait of Gibraltar

Taranath Shenoy (India)

First woman president of UN General assembly

Smt. Vijayalakshmi Pandit (1953)

First European Invader of Indian soil

Alexander, The Great

First woman to reach the North pole

Ms. Fran

First woman to reach Antartica

Caroline Michaelson

First man to draw the map of earth

Anexemander

First man to compile Encyclopaedia

Aspheosis (Athens)

First eldest man to climb Mt. Event

Richard Wass

First Asian to win Wimbledon Trophy

Arthur Ashe (U.S.A)

First man to win Nobel Prize for Literature

Rene F.A. & Suilt Pradhom (France )

First man to win Nobel Prize for Peace

Jin F. Dunant (Switzerland) & Frederic Peiry (France)

First man to win Nobel prize for Physics

W.K. Roentgen (Germany)

First man to win Nobel prize for Chemistry

J.H. Wenthoff (Howlland)

First man to win Nobel Prize Medicine (Medical Science)

A.E. Wonn Behring (Germany)

First man to win Nobel Prize Economics

Ranger fish (Norway)& John Tinbergen (Howlland)

First woman President of a country

Maria Estela Peron (Argentina)

First Space Tourist (Male)

Dennis Tito

First Space Tourist (Female)

Mrs. Anousheh Ansari


Posted by: Pavan Huddar | 05/02/2012

When you most feel like d…

When you most feel like denying your dream is when you must deepen your devotion to your dream.-Robin Sharma.

Posted by: Pavan Huddar | 05/02/2012

100 Ways of saying ‘well done’

1.That’s great
2.Good job
3.Excellent
4.I appreciate that
5.That’s looking good
6.Good work
7.Great work
8.You’re doing well
9.Good to have you on the team
10.You made the difference
11.Exceptional
12.Thanks for the extra ….
13.Wonderful
14.That is so significant
15.Superb
16.Perfect
17.Just what was needed
18.Centre button
19.A significant contribution
20.Wow
21.Fantastic
22.Thanks you
23.Just what the doctor ordered
24.First class
25.Nice job
26.Way to go
27.Far out
28.Just the ticket
29.You are a legend
30.Very professional
31.Where would we be without you
32.Brilliant
33.Top marks
34.Impressive
35.You hit the target
36.Neat
37.Cool
38.Bulls eye
39.How did you get so good
40.Beautiful
41.Just what was wanted
42.Right on the money
43.Great
44.Just right
45.Congratulations
46.Very skilled
47.I’m glad you’re on my team
48.It is good to work with you
49.You did us proud
50.This is going to make us shine
51.Well done
52.I just love it
53.You are fantastic
54.Great job
55.Professional as usual
56.You take the biscuit every time
57.I’m proud of you
58.Don’t ever leave us
59.Are you good or what?
60.The stuff of champions
61.Cracking job
62.First class job
63.Magnificent
64.Bravo
65.Amazing
66.Simply superb
67.Triple A
68.Perfection
69.Poetry in motion
70.Sheer class
71.World class
72.Polished performance
73.Class act
74.Unbelievable
75.Gold plated
76.Just classic
77.Super
78.Now you’re cooking
79.You are so good
80.You deserve a pat on the back
81.Tremendous job
82.Unreal
83.Treasure
84.Crash hot
85.You beauty
86.The cat’s whiskers
87.I just can’t thank you enough
88.You always amaze me
89.Magic
90.Another miracle
91.Terrific
92.What a star
93.Colossal
94.Wonderful
95.Top form
96.You’re one of a kind
97.Unique
98.Way out
99.Incredible
100.Ace

          There are hundreds of languages in the world, but a smile speaks them all. Keep smiling

Warm Regards

Pavan V.Huddar

Posted by: Pavan Huddar | 24/12/2011

Chanakya’s wisdom

Do not be very upright in your dealings for you would see by going to the forest that straight trees are cut down while crooked ones are left standing.
Chanakya

Posted by: Pavan Huddar | 24/12/2011

Some Important Abbreviations.

A.V.E.S. : Acute Viral Encephalitic Syndrome.

B.C.T.T. : Bank Cash Transaction Tex.

B.C.S.B.I.: Banking Codes and Standard Board Of India.

C.I.C : Central Information Commission.

C.S.T.O : Collective Security Treaty Organisation.

CNLU : Chanakya National Law University .

D.I.I : Domestic Institutional Investor

DTH : Direct To Home

E.C.G.C : Export Credit Guarantee Corporation.

F.D.I : Foreign Direct Investment.

F.I.I : Foreign Institutional Investor.

GUAM : Georgia, Ukraine, Azebaijan and Moldova.

GAGAN : GPS Aided Geo-Augmented Navigation.

I.M.O. : Instant Money Order.

IBSA : India, Brazil, South Africa

M.R.O : Mars Recconnaissance Orbiter.

N.A.D.T : National Authority On Drugs and Therapeutics.

N.C.C.E : National Council for Clinnical Establishments.

N.E.I.A : National Export Insurance Account.

N.M.D.P : National Maritime Development Programme.

N.R.E.G.A : National Rural Employment Guarantee Act.

N.J.C : National Judicial Council.

O.C.I : Overseas Citizen of India.

PURA : Providing Urban Amenities in Rural Areas.

P.H.F.I. : Public Health Foundation of India.

R.L.D.A : Railway Land Development Authority.

SCRAMJET: Supersonic Combustion Ramjet.

SIM : Subscriber Identification Module.

I.T.G.I : IFFCO Tokio General Insurance.

IITF : India International Trade Fair.

IAEA : International Atomic Energy Agency

H.P.A.I : Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza.

N.C.H : National Consumer Influenze.

S.P.A : Seven Party Alliance.

VAT : Value Added Tex.

QIB : Qualified Institutional Buyer.

QIP : Qualified Institutional Placement.

RTA : Railway Territorial Army.

RTC : Round Table Conference.

RTG : Radio-isotope Thermo-electric Generator.

SWIFT : Society for World-wide International Financial Transactions.

SWOT : Strength, Weakness, Opportunities, Threats.

SYL : Sutlej- Yamuna Link (Canal).

YWCA : Young Women’s Christian Association.

ZSI : Zoological Survey of India.

ZUPO : Zimbabwe United People’s Organisation.

ESOP : Employee Stock Option

PRP : Performance Related Payment

ICA : Irrigated Crop Area

FEMA : Foreign Exchange Management Act

RFID : Radio Frequency Identification

PERDA : Pension Fund Regulatory and Development Authority

RED : Result Framework Document

TERM : Telecom Enforcement, Resource and Monitoring

OGL : Open General Licence

IMB : International Maritime Bureau

Sources-Internet,Year Book.

Posted by: Pavan Huddar | 12/12/2011

UNO MEMBER NATIONS

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A

 

 

Afghanistan

19-11-1946

 

 

Albania

14-12-1955

 

 

Algeria

08-10-1962

 

 

Andorra

28-07-1993

 

 

Angola

01-12-1976

 

 

Antigua and Barbuda

11-11-1981

 

 

Argentina

24-10-1945

 

 

Armenia

02-03-1992

 

Australia

01-11-1945

 

 

Austria

14-12-1955

 

 

Azerbaijan

02-03-1992

 

B

 

 

 

Bahamas

18-09-1973

 

 

Bahrain

21-09-1971

 

 

Bangladesh

17-09-1974

 

 

Barbados

09-12-1966

 

 

Belarus*

24-10-1945

 

 

Belgium

27-12-1945

 

 

Belize

25-09-1981

 

 

Benin

20-09-1960

 

 

Bhutan

21-09-1971

 

 

Bolivia (Plurinational State of)

14-11-1945

 

 

Bosnia and Herzegovina*

22-05-1992

 

 

Botswana

17-10-1966

 

 

Brazil

24-10-1945

 

 

Brunei Darussalam

21-09-1984

 

 

Bulgaria

14-12-1955

 

 

Burkina Faso

20-09-1960

 

 

Burundi

18-09-1962

 

C

 

 

 

Cambodia

14-12-1955

 

 

Cameroon

20-09-1960

 

 

Canada

09-11-1945

 

 

Cape Verde

16-09-1975

 

 

Central African Republic

20-09-1960

 

 

Chad

20-09-1960

 

 

Chile

24-10-1945

 

 

China

24-10-1945

 

 

Colombia

05-11-1945

 

 

Comoros

12-11-1975

 

 

Congo

20-09-1960

 

 

Costa Rica

02-11-1945

 

 

Côte D’Ivoire

20-09-1960

 

 

Croatia*

22-05-1992

 

 

Cuba

24-10-1945

 

 

Cyprus

20-09-1960

 

 

Czech Republic*

19-01-1993

 

D

 

 

Democratic People’s Republic of Korea

17-09-1991

 

 

Democratic Republic of the Congo *

20-09-1960

 

 

Denmark

24-10-1945

 

 

Djibouti

20-09-1977

 

Dominica

18-12-1978

 

 

Dominican Republic

24-10-1945

 

E

 

 

 

Ecuador

21-12-1945

 

 

Egypt*

24-10-1945

 

 

El Salvador

24-10-1945

 

 

Equatorial Guinea

12-11-1968

 

 

Eritrea

28-05-1993

 

 

Estonia

17-09-1991

 

 

Ethiopia

13-11-1945

 

F

 

 

 

Fiji

13-10-1970

 

 

Finland

14-12-1955

 

 

France

24-10-1945

 

G

 

 

 

Gabon

20-09-1960

 

 

Gambia

21-09-1965

 

 

Georgia

31-07-1992

 

 

Germany*

18-09-1973

 

 

Ghana

08-03-1957

 

 

Greece

25-10-1945

 

 

Grenada

17-09-1974

 

 

Guatemala

21-11-1945

 

 

Guinea

12-12-1958

 

 

Guinea Bissau

17-09-1974

 

 

Guyana

20-09-1966

 

H

 

 

 

Haiti

24-10-1945

 

 

Honduras

17-12-1945

 

 

Hungary

14-12-1955

 

I

 

 

 

Iceland

19-11-1946

 

 

India

30-10-1945

 

 

Indonesia*

28-09-1950

 

 

Iran (Islamic Republic of)

24-10-1945

 

 

Iraq

21-12-1945

 

 

Ireland

14-12-1955

 

 

Israel

11-05-1949

 

 

Italy

14-12-1955

 

J

 

 

 

Jamaica

18-09-1962

 

 

Japan

18-12-1956

 

 

Jordan

14-12-1955

 

K

 

 

 

Kazakhstan

02-03-1992

 

 

Kenya

16-12-1963

 

 

Kiribati

14-09-1999

 

 

Kuwait

14-05-1963

 

 

Kyrgyzstan

02-03-1992

 

L

 

 

 

Lao People’s Democratic Republic

14-12-1955

 

 

Latvia

17-09-1991

 

 

Lebanon

24-10-1945

 

 

Lesotho

17-10-1966

 

 

Liberia

02-11-1945

 

 

Libya*

14-12-1955

 

 

Liechtenstein

18-09-1990

 

 

Lithuania

17-09-1991

 

 

Luxembourg

24-10-1945

 

M

 

 

Madagascar

20-09-1960

 

 

Malawi

01-12-1964

 

 

Malaysia*

17-09-1957

 

 

Maldives

21-09-1965

 

 

Mali

28-09-1960

 

 

Malta

01-12-1964

 

 

Marshall Islands

17-09-1991

 

 

Mauritania

27-10-1961

 

 

Mauritius

24-04-1968

 

 

Mexico

07-11-1945

 

 

Micronesia (Federated States of)

17-09-1991

 

 

Monaco

28-05-1993

 

 

Mongolia

27-10-1961

 

 

Montenegro*

28-06-2006

 

 

Morocco

12-11-1956

 

 

Mozambique

16-09-1975

 

 

Myanmar

19-04-1948

 

N

 

 

 

Namibia

23-04-1990

 

 

Nauru

14-09-1999

 

 

Nepal

14-12-1955

 

 

Netherlands

10-12-1945

 

 

New Zealand

24-10-1945

 

 

Nicaragua

24-10-1945

 

 

Niger

20-09-1960

 

 

Nigeria

07-10-1960

 

 

Norway

27-11-1945

 

O

 

 

 

Oman

07-10-1971

 

P

 

 

 

Pakistan

30-09-1947

 

 

Palau

15-12-1994

 

 

Panama

13-11-1945

 

 

Papua New Guinea

10-10-1975

 

 

Paraguay

24-10-1945

 

 

Peru

31-10-1945

 

 

Philippines

24-10-1945

 

 

Poland

24-10-1945

 

Portugal

14-12-1955

 

Q

 

 

 

Qatar

21-09-1971

 

R

 

 

 

Republic of Korea

17-09-1991

 

 

Republic of Moldova

02-03-1992

 

 

Romania

14-12-1955

 

 

Russian Federation*

24-10-1945

 

 

Rwanda

18-09-1962

 

S

 

 

 

Saint Kitts and Nevis

23-09-1983

 

 

Saint Lucia

18-09-1979

 

 

Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

16-09-1980

 

 

Samoa

15-12-1976

 

 

San Marino

02-03-1992

 

 

Sao Tome and Principe

16-09-1975

 

 

Saudi Arabia

24-10-1945

 

 

Senegal

28-09-1960

 

 

Serbia*

01-11-2000

 

 

Seychelles

21-09-1976

 

 

Sierra Leone

27-09-1961

 

 

Singapore*

21-09-1965

 

 

Slovakia*

19-01-1993

 

 

Slovenia*

22-05-1992

 

 

Solomon Islands

19-09-1978

 

 

Somalia

20-09-1960

 

 

South Africa

07-11-1945

 

 

South ‎Sudan*

14-07-2011

 

 

Spain

14-12-1955

 

 

Sri Lanka

14-12-1955

 

 

Sudan

12-11-1956

 

 

Suriname

04-12-1975

 

 

Swaziland

24-09-1968

 

 

Sweden

19-11-1946

 

 

Switzerland

10-09-2002

 

 

Syrian Arab Republic*

24-10-1945

 

T

 

 

 

Tajikistan

02-03-1992

 

 

Thailand

16-12-1946

 

 

The former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia*

08-04-1993

 

 

Timor-Leste

27-09-2002

 

 

Togo

20-09-1960

 

 

Tonga

14-09-1999

 

 

Trinidad and Tobago

18-09-1962

 

 

Tunisia

12-11-1956

 

 

Turkey

24-10-1945

 

 

Turkmenistan

02-03-1992

 

 

Tuvalu

05-09-2000

 

U

 

 

 

Uganda

25-10-1962

 

 

Ukraine

24-10-1945

 

 

United Arab Emirates

09-12-1971

 

 

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

24-10-1945

 

 

United Republic of Tanzania*

14-12-1961

 

 

United States of America

24-10-1945

 

 

Uruguay

18-12-1945

 

 

Uzbekistan

02-03-1992

 

V

 

 

 

Vanuatu

15-09-1981

 

 

Venezuela (Bolivarian Republic of)

15-11-1945

 

 

Viet Nam

20-09-1977

 

Y

 

 

 

Yemen*

30-09-1947

 

Z

 

 

 

Zambia

01-12-1964

 

 

Zimbabwe                                                                                                                     25-08-1980

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Pavan Huddar | 03/12/2011

Animal Names with Male female and young ones.

Animal Young Female Male
African buffalo calf
Alligator hatchling cow bull
American Bison (Buffalo) calf cow bull
Ant larva, pupa queen, worker, gyne drone
Antelope calf doe buck
Ape infant
Ass/Donkey foal jenny jack
Baboon infant
Badger kit sow boar
Bat pup
Bear cub sow boar
Beaver kit, kitten, pup
Bee larva, pupa queen, worker drone
Bison calf cow bull
Boar
Butterfly caterpillar
Camel calf cow bull
Cat kitten molly, queen tom
Cattle calf cow bull
Chamois calf doe bull
Cheetah cub
Chicken chick hen, pullet rooster, cock
Cobra
Cockroach nymph
Cormorant
Coyote cub, pup, whelp bitch dog
Crab
Crane chick, colt
Crocodile hatchling cow bull
Crow
Deer calf, fawn doe, hind, cow buck, stag, bull
Dog whelp, pup, puppy bitch, dam dog, stud, sire
Dogfish
Dolphin calf, pup cow bull
Donkey/Ass foal jenny jack
Dove
Duck duckling duck, hen drake
Eagle eaglet
Echidna puggle
Eel elver
Eland calf
Elephant calf cow bull
Elephant seal
Elk (wapiti) calf cow bull
Falcon eyass/eyas falcon tiercel
Ferret kit jill hob
Finch chick hen cock
Fly maggot
Fox cub, kit, pup vixen dog
Frog polliwog, tadpole, froglet
Gazelle calf cow bull
Gerbil pup doe buck
Giant Panda cub sow boar
Giraffe giraffeling cow bull
Gnu calf
Goat kid doe, nanny buck, billy
Goose gosling goose gander
Gorilla infant blackback,
silverback
Guanaco chulengo
Guinea pig pup sow boar
Gull chick, scorrie hen cock
Hamster pup doe buck
Hare leveret doe, jill buck, jack
Hawk eyas hen tiercel
Hedgehog
Heron
Hippopotamus calf cow bull
Hornet larvae, pupae queen drone
Horse foal, colt (male), filly (female) mare stallion
Human child, girl, boy, kid woman man
Hyena cub, pup, whelp bitch dog
Jackal pup
Jaguar cub
Jellyfish planula, polyp, ephyra
Kangaroo joey flyer, doe boomer, buck
Kudu calf
Lark chick hen cock
Leopard cub leopardess leopard
Lion cub lioness lion
Llama cria hembra macho
Louse nymph
Lobster hen cock
Lyrebird hen cock
Magpie hen cock
Mallard duckling hen drake
Manatee calf cow bull
Meerkat pup
Mink cub, kit sow boar
Mole pup
Monkey infant
Moose calf cow bull
Mouse pinkie, kitten, pup doe buck
Mosquito nymph, wriggler, tumbler
Mule foal jennet, jenny jack
Nightingale chick hen cock
Oryx calf
Ostrich
Otter pup, whelp
Owl owlet
Ox calf cow bull
Oyster spat
Panther cub pantheress
Partridge chick, cheeper hen, chantelle cock
Peafowl chick, peachick peahen peacock
Pelican chick, nestling
Pig piglet sow boar
Pigeon squab hen cock
Pony foal (either sex) mare stallion
Porcupine pup, porcupet sow boar
Rabbit bunny, kit doe, jill buck, jack
Raccoon cub, kit sow boar
Rail chick reeve ruff
Ram lamb ewe ram
Rat kitten, nestling doe buck
Raven
Red deer calf hind stag
Reindeer (caribou) calf cow bull
Rhinoceros calf cow bull
Sea lion pup, beach weaner, calf cow bull
Seal pup
Seastar
Shark cub
Sheep lamb ewe ram
Skunk boar
Snail
Snake snakelet
Spider spiderling
Squirrel pup, kit, kitten doe buck
Swan cygnet, flapper pen cob
Tiger cub tigress tiger
Toad tadpole, toadlet
Turkey poult hen tom, gobbler, stag,
Turtle hatchling
Water buffalo calf cow bull
Weasel bitch, doe, jill buck, dog, hub, jack
Whale calf cow bull
Wolf cub, pup, whelp bitch, fae, she-wolf dog, brute
Worm wormlet
Yak calf cow bull
Zebra foal mare stallion

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